As the tour leader and only person able to edit this website I can tell any amount of lies about myself and my international rugby career
and get away with it. However those of you who know me are only to aware a what an absolutely wonderful person I am and do not need
me to tell you. Not only am I by far the best looking and most talented tourist on this or any other tour but my sporting and sexual prowess
is legendary. What and Arse I hear you say..................
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I just realised that we are going to watch 30 hairy arse men beat the shit
out of each other at the other side of the world, when we could be following
a far more enjoyable sport. Any one for Tennis ???

New balls please !!!

Remember your other half knows
everything, at least mine does.
hardly surprising when she is able
to alter her appearance and morph
into who ever she wants to.