Although Simon has travelled with us before this is his first African adventure. He has the reputation of being
a bit of a moaner, but the truth is, he's far more than that. Not only does he moan but he is a pain in the arse in
so many other ways. He is an unpredictable monster who can eat his own body weight in Pizza and Burgers
but will need to familiarise himself with Afrikaans histoy. A Burgher is a Boer Soldier and phrases like "I could
murder a Burger" or "I gobbled that burger in record time" will take on a new meaning if used in Cape Town.
A victim of bladder overflow on an infamous flight to Riga, he was saved by the ability of his body to evolve
spare capacity in his arms, which expanded to horrific proportions. Although full of pish he was able to avoid
an international incident. The big question is, does he have elbow implants or is he smuggling tennis balls in
cleverly disguised arm pockets ? Who wants to share a room with a man who has to drain his sacks at regular
intervals ?

That's another fine mess......Click on the picture if you dare.