Sean Russell is a virgin tourist and I'm not sure if Hong Kong is ready for him, or if any of us know what we are letting ourselves in for. The enforcer will be on hand to bundle him of to bed should the need arrised but I'm sure he will just be back out after lunch to get up to his usual antics. On the volume stakes he surpasses, even the legendary Beali and ear muffs are essential for the poor sod that draws him in the room mate allocation that I will fiddle nearer the time. There's a lot to be said for single rooms and travelling alone, but there will be no escaping Sean in Hong Kong, entire countries have gone into meltdown over less. God help us all